Friday, November 30, 2012

AIDS awareness on your timeline? B*tch, please!

It’s that time of year when many people believe they are making a difference in the world by posting a pretty red ribbon next to their oh-so-perfect DSLR-camera-captured profile picture on Facebook/Twitter/whatever other mumbo jumbo social media profile. I hate to break it to ya, you are NOT making a difference. If you are one of them, you can disagree with me, stop reading and go on feeling good about the huge difference you have just made or continue reading to know why I just burst your guilt-curbing bubble.

What?
1st of December was declared as World AIDS Day by the WHO to enable interested parties to create awareness to the general public about AIDS, unite their efforts and generally bring about a change to the lives of those who may be exposed to the threats of AIDS due to ignorance, by educating them.

Well, guess what? Today is 1st of December and there is going to be many a song and a dance about how AIDS is really bad and how it must stop spreading and how one must use protection and how one must donate a condom and what not – and all that is well and good. But sadly, today, the well-meaning, well-to-do general public who have access to the internet and who have knowledge of this topic think the only means of spreading awareness to the ignorant not-so-well-to-do masses is via social media, i.e. Facebook & Twitter mainly. A wall post here, a retweet there and they pat themselves on their back for a job well-done in making a change, then go about their lives like AIDS didn’t even exist anymore. B*tch, please!

How?
If I have successfully pissed you off, not to mention bursting the aforementioned bubble, and you still want to keep reading, we may be onto something here innit? You may argue “but no, wall posts and retweets create awareness, people get to know shit and then people start doing shit.” – My point exactly, they do shit!!! (At least majority of them). Then you may further argue “but no, the few who actually do do something real will make a difference noh?” – Yes, the few who actually do do something real have the desire to do so, and will continue with or without your wall post or retweet.

I am not going to just keep cussing those who belong to the “create awareness on timelines” bandwagon, but let me try and explain how you can turn that awareness into something a little more real (i.e. if your lazy ass still wants to do bugger all and have no intentions of moving out of your armchair – like me). Post on walls you may, send out tweets you may, but just don’t make them some lame shit like “Happy AIDS Day” – seriously, that’s what pissed me off and made me write this blog post in the first place (ok, the secret’s out, I am venting…nah, but really, happy AIDS day? Are you kidding me?!).

You want to create REAL awareness? Maybe start by finding out what REAL activities are going on the streets to create REAL awareness, then maybe spread the word to make people move onto the REAL streets out of their cozy bedrooms. Now THERE you can help by using wall posts and retweets to get the people with the knowledge and desire to help, to get onto to REAL streets, take part in REAL activities, join REAL efforts and create REAL awareness to those who need it for REAL. (See how I am trying hard to keep it REAL? :P) That’s when you are keeping the REAL spirits of World AIDS Day alive and helping make a REAL change. “Happy AIDS Day” my ass. Pssh.

Why?
Do you know where the nearest AIDS clinic is? Do you know what goes on in there? Did you know, majority of those who have AIDS and are responsible for spreading it are the innocent ignorant lot who have almost zero knowledge on this topic. To narrow it down further, they are the ones who move into the big corrupted city from their cushy un-spoilt villages and fall prey simply due to their ignorance. Also, did you know, most of these so-called “sex workers” (trying to be a little dignified here because people get all sensitive and shit when I called them prostitutes – ok, there goes the dignity out the window…moving on) are the one who have the best knowledge on the topic, and are the most regular visitors to the AIDS clinics for regular checkups and are usually clean? Yeah, I was surprised too. My point here is, we know, the sex workers know, but what about those who don’t know? They are not browsing the internet and looking for wall posts and retweets, they go on with their lives, ignorant as ever, perhaps contracting the disease, spreading it to the equally ignorant, and the vicious cycle goes on. That is why. (I am not sure what the question was anymore, but yeah, go figure)

I am nearly at the end of my rant. Nearly. If my rant has pissed you off, but made no real difference in your head, joy, go on, back to your wall posts and retweets. But if the humanitarian fire in you just got rekindled, a good place to start would be the National STD/AIDS Control Programme (NSACP). Oops, did I just drop a bomb? Why you running away? No, come back!!!

Ah well, I tried. Happy AIDS Day everyone!!!

Shit.

I mean, keep it REAL everyone!!!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

To F1 or not to F1

After a long, boring and grueling break for the fans, the 2012 Formula 1 Season kicks off in less than a month in Melbourne [March 16, 17, 18 to be exact]. Me is truly excited!!! For those of you who couldn't care less, well, you're on the wrong post, cos I am going to be just spilling my guts out over my F1 obsessions here, getting all technical too, so run along now. For those die hard F1 fanatics, wooohooo!!!

What (the hell is F1)?
This bit is for the one who couldn't care less but decided to read on anyway (cheeky bastards!). A Formula 1 car is like a big ass superfast go-kart where the drivers are chucked into a cockpit just enough to accommodate their torso. And the drivers go hurling around a very twisty-curvy track for about 2 hours, usually in the hot sun (sometimes in pouring rain), sweating buckets, losing about 2-5kg in the process, accelerating from 0 - 320kmph in a matter of seconds, then braking down to 80kmph again in a matter of seconds at each corner, experiencing G-forces 10 times that of Earth's gravity each time they accelerate or brake at every corner (usually about 10-15 corners on a track), doing about 50 laps on average over the 2 hours. Just to give you an idea, have a look at this episode of TopGear where Richard Hammond takes an F1 out for a "spin". So next time you see one of these guys smashing through on some TV in some sports pub, HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!

How (do I go to an F1 race)?
Ok, so this maybe beneficial to some of you who maybe planning to splurge on moving your butts to watch an F1 racing event either in Malaysia, Singapore or India (the three locations closest to Sri Lanka where the F1 races are scheduled to take place - the full race calendar can be found here). Surprisingly, the F1 fever is on the rise in Sri Lanka and I have found a few interesting options this year. I will start with the obvious, then move onto to the not-so-obvious:

1. Do-It-Yourself: buy airline ticket, buy F1 ticket, book hotel. Ideal if you have experience traveling to such events and aware of the logistics involved.

2. F1 Tour Packages: so far I have learned that Classic Travels and Hemas Travels have tour packages for the F1 races in Malaysia [23, 24, 25 March]. While the Classic Travels F1 flyer has no details listed, though you could call them up on +94772577527 and find out (which I haven't bothered doing yet), Hemas Travels F1 offer looks tempting (ignore the offer deadline, it's bullshit as I found out). If any of your know of any other non-rip off F1 packages, please do post a comment with the details.

3. Roam & Win F1 Trips/Tickets (from Dialog): the only competition to WIN an F1 trip/ticket so far is offered by Dialog. According to their F1 Roaming Competition flyer, they're throwing away 5 fully paid trips for 2 to the Malaysian F1 and 100 consolation prices of 3-day pass to the Citrine Grand Stand. May seem like a long shot if you don't plan to travel overseas over the next couple of days, but if you are, I would suggest getting your hands on a Dialog roaming connection or even convincing a friend who is traveling to do it for you (like I am, teehee). Btw, the Citrine Grand Stand is at the end of the Sepang Circuit, on a long straight before the last corner, in case you were wondering.

Well, those are the options I am playing around with. Again, if any of you know of a better alternative, do keep me posted, pweeeettyyy pweeease!!!

Why (go through all this trouble for an F1 race)?
Well, if you belong to the "couldn't care less" category and still reading, I just maybe able to convince you here. First off, nothing is as good on TV as it is in real life. Secondly, you have not experienced F1 until you have heard the sound of those monster engines revving at 15,000+rpm and smelled the mixture of burning tires & fuel all around the track. Thirdly, nothing can prepare you for the adrenaline rush of seeing an F1 car zoom past you at 300+kmph.

Time to get crackalackin' with my plans to catch atleast one race this season. I am putting my money on option 1, cos I am a control freak and I like this done my way, and option 3, cos I am a cheapskate and anything free is good to go!

*cue DJ Visage - Schumacher Mix* Adios!